These Nuggz In Ur Mouth!


things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy
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Don’t let my action mislead you, I might fuck with you but I don’t need you.

– (via phuckindope) Via Easy Come Easy Go
  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
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being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

Via just keep swimming.

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Dirty Fred

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Lana Del Rey | West Coast (Official 1st single from the upcoming album Ultraviolence, stream it on VEVO to help the song on the charts)

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Via Shoot for the stars, Not your veins

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